I intended to drink this cup with Anne Marie at the Starbucks on Main and Westchester, but there was no place to sit. As we walked in, though, a woman who was walking out at the same time told Anne Marie, “If that’s your man, you ought to slap him.” Apparently, Anne Marie held the door open for that woman, but I just walked in with callous disregard for the other woman. I thought Anne Marie was holding the door open for me, since I was carrying my laptop and my iPad. Apparently, the crime for walking into Starbucks with a laptop and an iPad and an unawareness that someone wanted to walk out of the store as I walked in is a physical altercation. But whatever.