As I was making this cup I realized that it’s lunchtime and
I ought to be making myself some lunch instead. But then I went
ahead and finished brewing my cup. I know I’ll eventually need
lunch, and I don’t need the cup of coffee right now, so it really
doesn’t make sense to make coffee instead of lunch. I’m not an
alcoholic, but based on the above paragraph, I sound like one. It’s
as if Maxwell House is my Jack Daniels.