You shall seek me, and you shall know me on Facebook.
Search me, O God, on Facebook, and know my heart.
And he sent them to Bethlehem, and said “Go and search diligently for the young child on Facebook; and when ye have found [him], bring me word again, that I may come and worship him also.
Jesus replied, “I am who I am on Facebook.”
A friend on Facebook loveth at all times.
A man [that hath] friends on Facebook must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend [that] sticketh closer than a brother.
And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar’s friend on Facebook.
Seek not a wife on Facebook.
But he answered and said, “Verily I say until you, I know you not on Facebook.”