Bible verses made more accessible after adding “On Facebook”

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You shall seek me, and you shall know me on Facebook.

 

Search me, O God, on Facebook, and know my heart.

 

And he sent them to Bethlehem, and said “Go and search diligently for the young child on Facebook; and when ye have found [him], bring me word again, that I may come and worship him also.

 

Jesus replied, “I am who I am on Facebook.”

 

A friend on Facebook loveth at all times.

 

A man [that hath] friends on Facebook must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend [that] sticketh closer than a brother.

 

And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar’s friend on Facebook.

 

Seek not a wife on Facebook.

 

But he answered and said, “Verily I say until you, I know you not on Facebook.”

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